October 5, 2013 – What a brilliant day to be a chicken! The clan is sporting various denominations of renewal feathers and the transformation is spectacular! I, myself, haven’t felt so uplifted in days. You can feel the mojo starting to rumble again in this old chicken yard. I woke up early with a craving for Gala apples and crushed walnut pancakes. I made a stack big enough to feed an army. I was flipping flapjacks out of the cast iron skillet with such proficiency, that they landed one right on top of another into the white plastic serving plate with the elderberry trim that Mom bought at the dollar store and then left by mistake in the garage. My mind felt so sharp that I even came up with a plan to track down the foolish feline that took Tim captive and purloined our potent poteen. There is room in these woods for only one family of bootleggers, and by golly Miss Molly, that family is ours. I partnered up with a bus company running trips to Key West for those looking to escape our snowy winters. I’m still working out the particulars, but that cat will be onboard first thing Monday morning, or find himself tied to the back of a speedy scooter driven by a colander-sporting hen with a penchant for Sea World. Either way, it’s a win-win situation for the Happy Chicken Brewing Company. Maybe we should name a flavor of beer after the tyrant… perhaps, Scat Cat Ale. Oh, yeah…. My mojo is back.
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