January 12, 2014 – The girls and I are watching the Golden Globes in our clubhouse tonight. We are crazy about award shows! I’m wearing a fancy midnight-blue ball gown with my pearl necklace and a paper crown that I fashioned out of toilet paper. Sawyer went with a stunning, buttery-yellow leather strapless. Peaches is in her penguin themed pajamas, and Wilma is wearing lederhosen. (She thought we were going to watch the Sound of Music again.) We’re having so much fun! Charlotte and Addie are adorned in satin sashes and crystals tiaras, while Violet has on long-sleeved gloves. Emaline brought opera glasses. We are sitting in front of the television set eating BBQ mealworms and pumpkin pizza poppers. The wine is flowing freely this evening. This may impact egg production tomorrow, but we don’t care! I have sauce all over my beak and wings but have managed to keep my faux Dolce & Gabbana evening bag, spotless. Inside the bag are my peanuts and enough money for cab fare home. Everything a hen could need on a Hollywood girls’ night out; even if we are only 10 feet from our coop.
Oh… this was a kicker! One of the girls laid a late-day egg in the couch cushion. No one knew who it was until Peaches handed Sawyer the official envelope. She had me in stitches when she ripped it opened and declared, “And the winner for Best Layer in an Inappropriate Location is…WILMA!!”
Wilma eagerly accepted her trophy; a frozen banana and a bedazzled necklace made from an old fan belt. Do we know how to party or what?!